Uh, no, guys. He’s literally a sex offender.
"So your house was robbed? Well, it’s your fault for having stuff in the first place."
"So your husband was murdered? Well it was his fault for being alive in the first place."
"So vandals broke your window? Well, it’s your fault for having windows in the first place."
I assume it involves a lot of “acting mysteriously” and wearing big Jackie O-style sunglasses.
Life in a rape culture, essentially.