Plot twist: The bad guys realize they’re better off not fucking with Liam Neeson right before the movie starts.

People who call the 4chan hacker “a hero”

Uh, no, guys. He’s literally a sex offender.

I was made for another planet altogether. I mistook the way.
Simone de Beauvoir

Applying the “it’s your own fault for having nude pics on your phone” mentality to other situations.

"So your house was robbed? Well, it’s your fault for having stuff in the first place."

"So your husband was murdered? Well it was his fault for being alive in the first place."

"So vandals broke your window? Well, it’s your fault for having windows in the first place."

"Benedict Cumberbatch’s Mystery Girlfriend" sounds like a fun job.

I assume it involves a lot of “acting mysteriously” and wearing big Jackie O-style sunglasses. 

queenbrealey:

Louise Brealey in Delicious the film's trailer (part I - part II)
(Reblogged from queenbrealey)

"Sure, your phone was hacked, your privacy was invaded and you were exploited but it’s still your fault."

Life in a rape culture, essentially.

Love is a flower that grows in any soil, works its sweet miracles undaunted by autumn frost or winter snow, blooming fair and fragrant all the year, and blessing those who give and those who receive.
Louisa May Alcott, Little Women.

I thought it was just a casual group devoted to Sherlock Holmes. Little did I know I’d joined a cult.